stick them where the sun doesn't shine, please

since my cell phone company came out with the brilliant idea of offering free sms (short message script), i'm receiving dozens of messages in a daily basis. just like the e-mail forwards: people foolishly think that it is obvious that everyone has free sms, and that everyone likes those messages and that everyone is eager to send them to a countless list of people - who is, obviously, happy to receive them, because that's a proof that the sender remembers them. well, not everyone has free sms - i don't, because the terms of agreement were not that good. not everyone likes those messages - as for one, i hate them, more than i hate christmas. and it's not by sending a forwarder sms saying "send this to ten people other than me or you won't have a decent fuck in the next ten years" that he or she is remembering me. it just means that the person's phone list includes my number, that's all. and i'm not happy to receive those god damned things - it's a waste of time i don't have at all.

but i'm preparing my revenge. one day i will send the following message: "hello. the chain is broken and i have just got laid, so your curse didn't work. i would course you now to never again have sex, but it's fairly obvious that you don't have sex at all, or you wouldn't be sending these messages. love, john."