but if i go to hell, well then i hope i burn well*

someone seems to be afraid of going to hell one day for not devoting her life to god's ways. worry not, sweetheart, hell is far funnier that the pure and sin-free heaven. sex? if sin wasn't the way, why would eve have eaten the apple? you'd find heaven to be boring, hun. besides, all interesting people is rotting in hell. let's consider music, for example. in heaven, we might have.... bethoveen, mozart? in hell, we have kurt cobain, sublime, alice in chains, beatles, drowning pool and sepultura..!

*blood hound gang, fire, water, burn.