10 things i hate in christmas (9)

all right, let's continue last year's saga - if you remember (and i know you don't), i've stopped at number eight. a friend of mine, who reads this blog - or so she says - told me that some creep copied my posts, put them all together, and forwarded them via e-mail. it makes me think that many people are not aware of the wonders of onanism.

anyway, the show must go on:

9) christmas' lights and decorations: the romans invented quite a lot of good things, but i don't remember them inventing néons, coloured lamps that blink in red and blue and fucking yellow (some lamps even sing christmas' songs, the bitches!). this to say that christ was born in a narrow, dirty stable, because by that time, the world was narrow and dirty. so the lights in the streets make no sense, no fucking sense at all.