(not) understanding women

girls, women, shall not be understood by any man. and if a man understands one, he must pretend not to. i tell you, my friend, i have a fair bunch of girl friends, and i really appreciate their company (sometimes more than the company of my male friends). all my confidents are girls - and the few chosen ones to whom i have told everything that could be told about me were girls. there are some girls who consider me such a friend that they called me on the phone to tell me that they had lost their virginity a few minutes after it happened. with details. see, this happens because i tried to understand them, to reach them, instead of merely being there and chat with them like a good friend. and what have i got from that? some really hot chicks telling me that i must be a great boyfriend, that i am one of the best friends they've ever had. in other words - they see me as a girl friend, no more. so unless those hot girls become lesbians one day, i'll never have a chance to get laid with them. and that, my friend, is a pain in the ass.