holidays

friend: if you could choose a destination for holidays - i mean, any destination - where would you go?

me: any destination? russia, definetely. i'd love to go on the trans-siberian train from moscow to vladivostok.

friend: russia? for god's sake, john, you can't be serious. russia? that's one hell of a dangerous country. i'd never go there, don't want to be shot, thank you.

me: all right. where would you like to go on holidays, then?

friend: oh, i'd love to go to brazil.

me: oh, really?