and now i'm flattered

really flattered. just got a love mail! well, it missed valentine's day for seven days, but hey - it's a love mail. i haven't got such a thing since... since.... well, it doesn't matter, we don't want me to feel depressed again, do we?

the mail is from julia. note that i don't know any julia, but i'm sure she is a lovely girl. hello. i don't really know how to start writing this e-mail. aaaw, she's shy - and i love shy girls (usually they are not shy at all when it comes to the bed department). i kinda feel embarrassed to talk to you by e-mail, to open myself to you, to tell you how i feel about you. but it was the only way i've found to do it without getting myself hurt again. so this means i've hurt such a nice girl? i'm really a bastard. i swear that you're all that i have ever dreamed about in my entire life. i love being with you. i'm sure you do, sweetheart, i'm sure you do. i've made this animation with some photos of us, i hope you like it... you'll be mine, all mine. i love you. and she sent me the link to the file.

spammers are getting romantic. how cute. it's a shame they aren't getting any smarter.