maybe i should have the slug on wheels, and downhill?

time is an absolut relative. okay, one minute holds sixty seconds, one hour holds sixty minutes, one day has twenty-four hours and so on. but the way we perceive time is relative. we can joke around it and say that one minutes might or might not be merely one minute depending on which side of the toilet door we are. but the fact is, time is relative for us, regardless of how exact is the passing of time. this to say that somehow i have a feeling that the next month will move forward at the speed of a slug...