Note to self:

Do not try it, you know not how to do it, it's useless. Do not try, you know not how to do it, it's useless and you're going to make an ass out of yourseld. Okay, you have been warned. Shit, did you really have to? Now you can't really complain, can you? Learn the lesson and never, ever, under any circumstances, try it again. Oh shit, here we go again...