10 things i hate about christmas

2) christmas ringtones (for cellphones): considering that in my god damned country everyone has, at least, one cellphone, it's quite ironic that all have the same ringtone this time of year. but they do. and they play it loud. all the time. i used to be safe in the underground, but since some brilliant mind decided that cellphones should work there as well, even those peaceful moments are gone for good. as if the pickpockets and thieves were not enough.