houston, we have a problem

a three-hour flight with a soddin' bastard, fat as a pig, snorling in virtual dolby surround 5.1 is truly a pain in the ass. i swear the pilot in his cabin with the door closed could hear the motherfucker snorling, for fuck's sake. i don't get it. if we have to turn off cellphones 'cause they interfere with the aircraft's systems, why didn't someone stabbed the man in his bloody throat? i mean, it had to interfere with something there.