no, but for you, sweetheart, i can be called whatever you like.

and i'm wondering, why on earth have i never arranged a blind date? take this girl, for example: she came over as she saw me and asked with a strong, foreign accent chamas-te marco?* (in english, is your name 'marco'? (thankfully not, i hate the name.) out of the blue, just like that. she couldn't really be described as "cute", but for all i know she could well be the most interesting girl. now imagine how thrilling it might be. a blind date. going out with someone we never saw before, not even in pictures (despite the internet and the social networking). an overdose of expectations, i guess. should try to pull out a stunt like that one of these days, just for the hell of it. however, i do have a feeling that it would definitely be like pushing the odds way too much. 

*marco shown up shortly after. lucky bastard.