And before the whole year goes to kingdom come:

To all my friends who managed to keep their boyfriends and girlfriends through 2010, good luck and happy new year. God knows - and I do, too - how incredibly unlikely that was. You're some lucky guys and gals. Keep it up. To the rest of the crew who've found this year particularly wretched when it comes to the heart, good news: 2010 is about to be over. Gone. That might not matter that much, I know, but I suppose we are all entitled to think that, after the last three hundred and sixty five days of hell, 2011 cannot be that bad. Cheers.