Shortcomings

I just wish I could pull out money from out of nowhere the same way I can pull out patience out of nowhere. I'd be filthy rich then, and wouldn't need that much patience to deal with some people I could simply chose not to see.

Unfortunately, patience is (seemingly) a virtue and wealth is (seemingly) a sin. This state of affairs has to be the work of some messed-up god, definitely - otherwise, we can only assume that being all-wise and all-powerful has its shortcomings too.