razor blade

you see, my friend, that's why i've not shaved myself for more than three years. instead of keep using a razor blade that left my face as smooth as a baby's bum everytime i shaved (and made me look like a bloody teenager), i got myself a shaving machine, so i can keep my beard nice without shaving completely - before getting it, spent four months without saving, and my mother almost had an heart attack. and guess what? everyone always believes i'm older than what i really am. yet this works differently for men and women: men always want to look older, women always want to look.

maybe this is related to the fact that girls prefer to date older guys, and boys prefer younger girls - probably the only thing in which both worlds match perfectly.