murphy's laws applied to atm machines

if you need an atm to get some dough, there will be none in the neighbourhood (or if there is one, it will be broken or out of service). you might know where another can be found, but it will be far from where you are. anyway, you start walking, and eventually you'll get there. there will be a queue - and in a good day, ahead of you there will be this old geezer taking his time to pay all the bills one can imagine. after some time, you get your dough and start walking back - and you'll find at least two atm machines that you didn't know about, and there will be no queues or any issues with them whatsoever.