the ladder theory

this is worth reading exaustively: the ladder theory (discovered through the blog estado sentido).

i can already hear what some of my girl friends are going to say... or even call me. but hey, the theory surely has sove valid points. like,

the best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her.

or

(...) we know that if someone improves themselves drastically they will move on to better people unless they feel a very acute sense of loyalty (fucking bingo, i might add).

that's why i shall never fuck any of my girl friends, even though i'd like to because most of them are hot as hell. also because i'm not really a handsome guy (*cough* euphemism *cough*), but that's another story.